So let me introduce you to the "toadybear"
He likes to sit on lily pads in secret glades full of stagnant water and when he can, he likes to start the day with a breakfast of honey coated slugs. He usually spends the morning having fun with his friends Trevor the Bengal Tiger & Boo the Boxebra (boxer dog/ zebra cross).
He likes mushrooms & caterpillar stir fry for lunch and after a long siesta when he dreams of his brothers and sisters - they got caught and are currently languishing in a zoo somewhere in Arabia! He usually meets up with some pals and heads to the nearest village for a slap up meal of locust wings, strawberries and rice baked together in a pie.